Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 24, 2026
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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. Happy Fifth of July. I hope you all survived the fireworks. Maybe you've got a sore foot or a sore hand, but I hope you've all survived with all your digits. If you need any extra fingers or toes, I recommend AI. It has lots of extra fingers. I don'

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t know why. But if you'd like this experience to go up a level that nobody could ever anticipate, all you need is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard or a stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's calle

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