Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. We're already live on the Locals platform and talking to you also on YouTube. You're all awesome, and might I add you look extra sexy today, better than even yesterday. And yesterday you were killing it. So if you'd like your sex appeal and also your enjoyment of this live stream to go to levels that

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you didn't even know were possible, well all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a yoga flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of t

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he day. It's a simultaneous sip. When it happens, now go. Ah. Well thank the gods of news who have delivered upon us a bounty. It's a bounty of funny news and interesting news. I don't want to be a spoiler but it doesn't look like we're gonna have World War III. We'll get to that. If you're worried about World War III, probably not. That's the spoiler. All right, let's talk about other things tho…

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