Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization that's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And would you like to take this experience up to levels that even astrophysicists cannot imagine? Because the universe is too big. That didn't even make any sense, but it won't matter to the simultaneous sip.

All you need is a cup or a mug, a glass or a tankard,

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a chalice or a stein, or even your Joker flask. A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. I think it makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. So let's do that now. Oh, that was perfect. I'm pretty sure I nailed it, and

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