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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And on a slow news day like today, it's exactly where you want to be. Because what would you rather be doing? Sleeping in? No, nonsense. You want t
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, so good. I saw a reference to the men who live alone die younger, and the joke was, no, it just seems like it. Or no, I don't know what the joke was, but that's one of those backwards correlation ones. Who do you think people marry? People who look like they're going to die pretty soon, or people who look healthy? I got a feeling that nobody marries somebody who looks like they're going to die…
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