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Back to episode — Episode 2221 Scott Adams - No Real News Today So Let's Mock The Fake Stuff

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w, real conspiratorial stuff. The essence of it is that some prominent deep state member whose name I won't mention because it's not credible enough is behind a bunch of blackmail schemes of notable people you've heard of. The only thing it has in its favor is it's bipartisan. So it doesn't seem to be just pro-Democrat or pro-Republican. Sounds like something that would involve both parties. So th…

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adline was that the hosts of an ABC show, new show with Stephanopoulos, the hosts were shocked to learn that the polling for the president, if it were Biden versus Trump, is close. They were shocked to learn that given all we know, the results are still close. And I thought, wow, I certainly agree with CNN on this. It is. How are they going to explain that one of the candidates is cognitively gone and has conclusively been proven to be part of a criminal enterprise? How in the world could he still be polling as well as Trump, who in the fullness of time we could see was one of the most effective presidents of all time?

And then I opened it. It was they were shocked that Trump is polling so well. I was like, wait, what? You're shocked that Trump is polling so well? Wouldn't a hundred percent of everything we see suggest he should be polling two to one against Biden? Because one of them actually still works. Like one of them still has a functioning brain and everything. And they were shocked that the guy without a brain wasn't doing better against the guy who is one of the most effective presidents of all time. And it was quite a mind bender to enter their little weird world where everything's backwards. And it just sort of spends some time in the backwards world.

Now in their world, the fact that Trump keeps getting indicted should be indication that how in the world could they be voting for this indicted guy? And they're figuring out that their brainwashing, you know, gaslighting operation only works on their own team. The main thing that people forget is that the brainwashers aren't trying to brainwash you. They're brainwashing their own side. That's the whole game. Just brainwash their own side. Maybe get a few gray area people to go over, but they're not trying to brainwash Republicans. The Republicans can see it clearly for what it is. Now the same is true on the Republican side. The Republicans who are pushing their narrative, they're not really trying to convince any Democrats. They know that's out of reach.

All right. I'm tired of talking about how Bill Maher is not woke. I guess we could just stipul

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ate that Bill Maher is a liberal who wishes it was more like the old days. Deborah in all caps: Scott got brainwashed during COVID. Deborah, you got brainwashed by the people who told you my opinions were the opposite of what they were, and then you believed them. So the all-caps shouting is kind of a tell for brainwashing there. If you see me shouting in all caps, then that would be a tell that…

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