Back to episode — Episode 2221 Scott Adams - No Real News Today So Let's Mock The Fake Stuff
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c strip about my opinions, maybe you should go look at that. All right. I think we're looking at what might be the new race hoax 2024. We've been waiting for it, but maybe it was there all along. So you saw there was that well-dressed, suspiciously well-dressed group of alleged Nazis. Although I think most were Nazis, so that part is I don't think that's too alleged. That seems like a fact. And t…
← Previous segment →with my own ears. It was on tape. You must be lying because I personally witnessed it. Those people are so lost. It's the lowest standard of truth as you saw it. The lowest standard.
So what else we got going here? It's a low news day. That's about it. That's about it. So I'm still working on some plans to figure out how to educate the youth. I've got another scheme which you're going to see. I think you'll see pretty soon. I'm working on some stuff.
And what about Maui? Well, what do you think is true about Maui? Do you think it's true that high energy lasers from space started the fires? I put the odds of that at about zero. What do you think of the odds that it's a conspiracy by the rich people so they can buy the land up for cheap? I give the odds of that at zero. Zero. What are the odds? You know, I'll give everything 0.001 because you never know, right? But basically zero.
Someone says Jewish space lasers. Probably not. Probably zero. How about yeah, because there's no other way to start a grass fire. Yeah, you know, if you're going to start a grass fire, the way to do it is with space-based assets. I'd like to start a fire. Well, I can't see any way to do that from the ground. So perhaps if I shoot my laser against a mirror in space. Yes, yes, yes, that could be it. Archimedes kind of a focus light kind of an idea. Set your sailboats on fire. Yeah, yep. I know some history.
And what else do you believe about Maui? Do you believe that there wasn't enough water because the water worshiping woke guy? I'd say the odds of that are pretty close to zero. Now some parts of that story might be true, but if you believe that they let the island burn because there was one guy who wouldn't release water on time, really? I mean, just ask yourself, does that sound like a real thing that happened? Not to me. To me the official story sounds better. That there was no point in releasing it for th
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e helicopter pickup because the helicopters weren't flying because there was too much wind. That sounds real. So I don't know about anything else, but that sounded real. I don't know if it's real, but it sounds real. The other one doesn't sound real. Do you think it's real that Hawaii did not properly attend to fire management by getting rid of the weeds or by turning off the power? Yes. Normal i…
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