e should be. It shouldn't be so great here in America." And he goes on to explain that because America is doing so well and other places are not doing as well, that it's not fair that we keep all our good stuff, that we should let them in to have our stuff.

Do I need to spend even 10 seconds describing why that's the dumbest opinion in the history of all opinions in the world since the beginning of the universe and the big bang and possibly before the big bang when there was another timeline that existed? No, I don't. That is so dumb that one wonders what does somebody's face even look like when they say something like that. So I captured a screenshot of Louis C.K. as he was describing his erudite ideas. So here's the picture. I swear this is not photoshopped. He actually looked like the pointy-haired boss in Dilbert. He actually looked like the pointy-haired boss when he said it. Now again, this is not photoshopped. You know it's unfair to catch somebody in mid-speech because their mouth will be funny like that, but that's actually his picture.

Now have you ever seen a face that matched an opinion better than this one, right? So if you didn't see the picture and I said he was in favor of open borders because we have too much, you'd say who said that? And I would say a person that you thought was a reasonable person. And then you'd say who? And I'd say well let me show you a picture of the person who said that. And then I'd show him this picture and then you would say, oh I get it now. I get it. Oh wait, I can put my own picture next to it. Oh my God, I can make the reflection. I can make him turn into me. Are you seeing this? It's different on the two platforms. I can make him talk. We should open the borders. We should also do the mortars. Okay, that was weird.

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