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Back to episode — Episode 2278 Scott Adams - CWSA 10/31/23

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. Some people are calling it colonizing with Scott Adams. I don't think that'll stick. But if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that no colonizer has ever seen before, all you need is a cup or mug or glass, a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamin

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e hit of the day, and the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Good. That was good. All right, now let's see what's going on. So I have a recommendation for you. Before you do anything recreational, make sure you've turned off all sources of news. Has anybody made the mistake of trying to relax at the same time they had the news on? Don't do t…

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