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Back to episode — Episode 2308 Scott Adams - CWSA 11/30/23 Elon Musk Tries Honesty, Biden Decomposes, More Fun

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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, because that's what we're going to do. And if you'd lik

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e to take this situation up to levels that nobody can even understand with their human little brains, all you need is a cup or mug or glass, a tankard, a chalice with a stem, a canteen, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.

It's going to be way better if I put on my microphone. I have a trick for remembering to put on my m

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icrophone. What I do is I leave it in the middle of my working surface so that there's no way in the world that I could not notice that it's on. And then as soon as I get my printed notes, I go to put them down and the microphone's in the way, so I move it out of the way. And then later you say, "Why can't we hear you?" Because my trick to remember doesn't work. Doesn't work at all. I need a new t…

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