anch of a government to have the most blackmailable person as the leader. You can't do better than that if you're the head of the intelligence agencies. But on top of that, he's got to stay in power to stay out of jail, not just from the blackmail, but he's got to keep his pardon abilities and he's got to keep his ability to prevent people from investigating carefully because they might fear that if he's in office again he'll get retribution. So they can't go hard at any of his family.

So how in the world could he win when you no doubt have somebody like Trump who would say these things out loud? You know, where's the part where Trump says what I said? Let's be serious, people. You know he's not running because he believes he's healthy enough. You all know that. Jill knows it. The public knows it. So it's not because he's healthy enough to do the job. It's not because he's the only good candidate the Democrats can muster. They've got some solid candidates. I mean they could. So I think that Trump could say this directly or Vivek or anybody who's running could just say you've sort of narrowed it down to you're either blackmailed or you're just trying to stay out of jail. And that's kind of the whole story.

Now it is kind of a point in time which is weird that you could make the same argument about Trump, that he needs to win to make sure he stays out of jail, because that's probably true. So we have two presidential candidates who are probably going to run against each other if the polls are correct, primarily to stay out of jail. Now Trump has also a revenge motive and he's Trump and he likes to win and he wants the country to do well, so he has lots of motives. But one of them, I'll bet one of them, is staying out of jail. Top five. So good work, America. The American system got us to here. That's where we ended up. Great job.

All right. If I ever get murdered, I don't want it to be in an ironic kind of way that people do a story because it was kind of funny. Tragic, of course, but sometimes funny. For example, if I were murdered by a talking dog. You know, I do a comic where there's a talking dog. Well, that would be in the news for sure. I mean I suppose I'd be newsworthy either way, but I don't want the story to be how funny it is the way I died. It can't be ironic. I just want to go some natural way. I don't want to be like this LA social justice advocate who was killed when a homeless woman broke into his home and filled him with bullets. So Jamaal something or other is the suspect, went into his home and shot him to death. So that's who he was. That's the homeless community is who he was trying to help. If only there had been some way to avoid this. If only. What could he have done differently? I don't know.

Jen Psaki, he's running for the nomination to be the Democrat running for president and he's saying he's choosing to run to keep out all other, well he's keeping out other challengers at a time when three quarters of the country didn't want him to run. And Jen says it will be seen if Biden stays in and he loses, he'll be seen as one of the most selfish acts in American history. He's practically handing