Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization, at least until a big old asteroid destroys humanity. But that's not going to happen right away. Until that happens, would you like to take your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand? Sure you do. You would love that. And all you need for that is

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a cup or mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice, or stein, and a beverage of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, called the simultaneous sip. Happens now. Go. Ah. You've been inoculated. It's a slippery slope. You take one sip, you'll be back. Back every day, sipping every day. You can't even help your…

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