Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and I'm pretty sure you've never had a better time. Oh wow, the news is so interesting today. A whole bunch of really fascinating stories. This might be the best livestream you've ever seen. But if you'd like to take this up to

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levels that people can't even imagine with their minds, your tiny little smooth brains, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass or a tankard or a stein or a can or a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. If you fill that vessel with your beverage of choice — I like coffee — you can join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. Happens now. Go.

I didn't mean to sound like Yoda. You will.

Well there's a second alleged video that has surfaced of staffers in the Capitol building having what they c

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all gay sex. At what point do we stop calling it gay sex? Aren't we already there? I feel like every time we call it gay sex it's like saying somebody's a negro. Are you having that feeling yet? It's like, isn't that way of referring to it no longer useful? Doesn't really make sense going into '24. I would say two staffers having sex. Are you ready for that or no? Can't just say two staffers havi…

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