c is color.

So Mickey says, "Hi, my name is Mickey." And the boss says, "Get out of here." And Mickey says, "Settle down, my copyright expired. I'm a free mouse. Disney can't sue you." And the boss says... Then Mickey says, "Can I get a job here or do you discriminate against black and white characters?" And the boss says, "That's a gray area."

Yeah, it's a dad joke but a solid one, I think. Solid.

The New York Post is reporting there was a man who was arrested because he used a laser pointer. He was pointing at a commercial plane, then at a police helicopter. Now as you know the laser pointers can blind the pilot, so that's very illegal. So they arrested him. But the part of the story that they didn't report is they took his laser pointer away from him and they shipped it to Zelensky in Ukraine because it's all we had left. We didn't have anything left. We're like, well we've got this laser pointer we took off that guy. He'll take it.

Okay, you don't like your Ukrainian humor early in the morning?

Well, here's a story that is developing. I think we can see where it's heading. I told you that Tucker Carlson suggests that he has information we don't have and that he believes that aliens or some kind of entity that's not human may have always been here as opposed to visiting from another planet. Might even have a spiritual dimension. So he thinks maybe they could be here, could be in the oceans, could have always been here hiding in Antarctica. Maybe, I don't know.

But then there's this related story that says scientists think they can decode whale language. So they might be able to use AI to decode the complexity of the whale sounds and figure out their language. And then they think that if they could learn whale language it might teach them how to make a universal communicator so that AI could someday allow us to communicate with aliens.

Have you put it all together yet? Have you connected the dots? Yeah, I think the cat's on the roof. They're trying to slowly break it to us that whales are aliens and they might have ships. Now you've got to have some good technology to haul a whale's ass around in a spaceship, but apparently they have the good stuff. Anti-gravity. So yeah, whales are aliens and they may have already decided to conquer us because I don't know if you know the history of humans and whales, but I swear I hope the whales don't know it because they're going to be really pissed. Have you heard of whale oil? Don't ask. Don't ask.

All right. I'm so old that you know how things change. And when you think back to what you used to think was true you're like, oh my God, how did we think that was true? When we were kids. So dumb.

Here's some of the things I believed. Probably two years ago, two years ago I thought maybe we had too much population on the planet so population growth was a problem. And I thought we had a shortage of lithium. But Elon Musk has set us straight. We have too few people. We need more or else the economy will collapse. And as he posted yesterday I think, lithium is one of the most common elements on Earth. Building lithium refineries is the hard part. That's what we need. But lithium's everywhere.

How many of you were in the same boat that just a few years ago you thought we had too many people and not enough lithium? But turns out we have unlimited lithium and not enough people. Is there anything we know that's true? The most basic things you thought you knew about reality? Nope. Totally opposite. Not enough people, plenty of lithium.

How many of you saw the most bizarre interview ever of Tucker Carlson interviewing Kevin Spacey? But Kevin Spacey did it with the character, the political character he played in that long running Netflix series whose name I can't remember. But he played a kind of a dirty politician. So he did the whole interview in character.

Now you might say to yourself, Kevin Spacey? I thought he got MeToo'd or he got blamed for some terrible sex crimes with men. And there were multiple claims. And how in the world is he being rehabilitated? I thought he was a goner. House of Cards was the name of the show. Yeah, he was on House of Cards.

But it turns out that now this is just what I see on the X platform. I'll need to fact check because I'm not positive this is true. Is it true that there were four accusers of Kevin Spacey? I think they were all male. And three of them died suspiciously. So those cases went away. And one of them dropped the charges. Is that true? That three out of the four people accusing him died suspiciously and one dropped the charges? I don't know if that's true. It feels too on the nose or something, right? That couldn't be true.

All right, I'm going to say I don't quite believe it yet but I'll say it's the story on social media. I'm not sure I believe it. I'm going to need a little more convincing on that one. A better source, I guess.

But there's also a report that there's a partial Epstein flight list. Is that real? Because I saw a few accounts that seem to be showing lists of people who went to the island. But I don't know if those are real. They were supposed to be released about now but I don't want to mention anybody on it because it looks like it might be. Is it real? Does anybody know? Do we actually have the list? It's fake. So that list that we're seeing is one that's been out for years which we don't know if it necessarily matches the real list. Right, okay. So we're going to call that one BS.

However, on the BS low credibility you shoul