Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 10, 2026
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the talking one, the one that doesn't talk. So I'm going to wait for version 2.0 once they get rid of that talking bug, because I don't want it talking to me. So if we can get rid of that, version 2.0, I'll wait for that if I'm you. Trump had a nice, beautiful little Christmas message which had him railing against all of his enemies and haters. And he finished up his Christma

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s message with, in all caps, "May they rot in hell." Merry Christmas. Is it just me, or is everything he does funny? He rails against his enemies for Christmas of all days, and then he ends it with "May they rot in hell. Merry Christmas." So this is a pattern he likes to do where he says bad things and then good things at the same time. It's very funny, and I like the fact that it makes all of his haters kind of draw attention to it anyway.

Reports say that the latest polling shows that Trump has a commanding lead in the primaries. He's got 51% of likely Republican primary voters compared to number two, I guess is Nikki Haley now at 13%. So I guess Ron DeSantis is a non-entity these days. But how do you explain that in the national poll Haley is way behind Trump, but allegedly in New Hampshire she's kind of close? How do you explain that?

Well, I like to use my explaining method called "follow the money." Let me ask you this. If you had

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the ability to bribe your way into one fake poll, and you know there are hundreds of polls happening all the time, but if there were just one poll that you could somehow bribe them or pay for it to be distorted, what would be the very best one to do? I'm thinking New Hampshire, wouldn't that be the number one most valuable thing to corrupt? Because everybody's always looking for the New Hampshi

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