Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization that's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And you're in the place that you want to be. I mean, honestly, I'm a little jealous of all of you because you get to watch this. You know, it's fun to do it. That's why I'm here. But wow, do I envy you right now.

Today's show is going to be lit. I've got a theme. No, it won't be the usual random miscellaneous. I got a theme you're going to love it. But before we get to that, would you like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny human brains? If y