Back to episode — Episode 2360 CWSA 01/21/24
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Oh, that's perfect. That's perfect. I'd say that's a good sign that things are going to go well in this show. But you'll be able to tell by the very first story. Do you ever turn on a movie or a TV show and you're positive you can tell if you will like that TV or movie in the first 30 seconds? You all do that, right? It's like 30 seconds and you know if you want to watch that show. Well, probably the same with me.
Our first story is the actor LeVar Burton, who is Black, which is important to the story and not a racist comment. He was shocked to discover that he's descended from a Confederate soldier. Now, I don't know if he has any slave holders on his side, but I just wonder how much he owes himself in reparations. All right, that's my first joke, but I swear I've got a few seconds left. I can do better. I can do better. Don't leave. Don't leave me. I can do better.
All right, we'll try. Here's some fake science from NBC News on weed. Now, every time you see NBC News as a so
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urce of a story, what should your brain say to you to keep you on track? Your brain should say to you, I don't know if this is true, but smart people tell me that NBC News is really just an organ of the CIA. So any message that is in their news, you could imagine I can't confirm this to be true. It's merely an allegation that it's what the government wants you to know, or at least the CIA. Do you…
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