Come on in and chat while we do the pre-show. The real show starts at the top of the hour. As always, we've got eight minutes. First I will print my notes, so there is much amiss.

Good morning. Hello, Stefan. Well, all the Locals people are in here fast. Are the Tates in jail again? I think it's getting close. Not yet, but it's getting close.

Oh my goodness, have you noticed that people with one set of views seem to be going to jail a lot? I'll bet you have noticed.

Hey, Owen streaming on Rumble. You did not miss the sip. The sip doesn't begin until the top of the hour. We're at the pre-show where sometimes there is a premature sip, premature ejaculation.

You'll be in Kauai in 12 days. All right, good place to be.

Yeah, it's a chilling effect on speech. You're right.

Let's check our stocks. Rumble's up 5%. We're at over eight now. But most importantly, what about my Camping World stock? Camping World. My theory that there are going to be more tents. Let me tell you how that's working out. I will check my... even though they don't make a lot of tents, they're more about campers. I think campers are going to be the future.

All right, let's see how we're doing. Good, Camping World is up. I mean, up lately, not bad.

Has anybody seen the 34-minute glitch since I got my internet fixed? Have you seen that yet? Did I kill Scott Adams official on TikTok yet?

Well, I didn't know anybody contacted you about your TikTok theory from Man Cave. No, sitting in the box checking your stocks.

Oh, Massie is debating the ban. Yeah, there won't be a ban. I think it disappeared when I was on 5G. Oh, that answers the question.

So I found out what happened to my network. Apparently, I complained enough on the X platform and on YouTube and whatnot that they upgraded my entire neighborhood. So apparently they were doing upgrades anyway, and it looks like it was a trivial matter. Maybe they added a piece of equipment, I don't know. But all they did was open a box and make a few changes, and the entire neighborhood just went up massively.

So I sent a message to my neighbors because we're all connected on a WhatsApp group, and I said if you notice your internet speeds are better, you're welcome. And people are sending me screenshots of their internet speeds. They're all happy.

Way too many people making tons of money on TikTok. Well, I wonder how many. I wonder how many TikTok ban a Trojan horse against X. Probably the arguments against the ban seem pretty strong. Well, yeah, I'll save that. We won't leave that in the green room.

All right, Jen's got the okay for more bandwidth. Maybe, maybe.

What will I do with the hey button after I own TikTok? Well, I don't think Rumble offered to buy TikTok. I don't think that's what happened. I think Rumble was basically selling access to their Rumble network, so I think they wante