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Back to episode — Episode 2427 CWSA 03/28/24

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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And I'm pretty sure there's never been a better day in your life. But suppose you wanted to take it up to new levels, levels that nobody had ever seen before. What would you do then? Well, I have a suggestion. I say in a Biden whisper:

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all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice, or stein, a canteen, jug, or flask. A vessel of any kind. Fill with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.

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re saying no video. You say, "Interesting, interesting." Because I can see myself. Audio is working. Video is working now. No video. Some say video's back. Video's back. All right, we're all good now, right? Everybody's happy? All right, good. We're going to launch into the best show you've seen this morning. It involves a whiteboard. There will be a whiteboard. And let's just

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