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Back to episode — Episode 2441 CWSA 04/11/24

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You're still here. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if anybody can see me yet. This is a little bit of a timeline before the start of my show, so I'm seeing you in both places. It looks interesting. So do I have two feeds going, or did it just connect to the existing feed? I don't know what happened, but it looks like we just created either two feeds or one that's working perfectly. Switch…

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ot today. All right, if you'd like to take this experience of Coffee with Scott Adams up to levels that nobody's ever even understood, all you need for that is a cup or mug or glass, a tankard, a thermos, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen now. Go. Oh, that's so good.

Well, I've got a theme for today. I'm going to do a little state of the union

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today, but I'm going to take it down to a more granular level. Granular level. Let's see if I can make this work. It's working. Everything's working. Oh, stop it. Take it down. There we go. That's better. Well, The Federalist has an article saying that girls are way more conservative than they admit, and they have closeted conservative beliefs. Do you think that's true, that girls are more conser…

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