And see how we do. We can try it with the right date this time. Do you know how many times I have to write the date? I have to write the date five times every morning. The only one I had to type was the one I got wrong, of course.

Well, now that you're all here, how would you like to do a show? I think you'd love it. Well, welcome to *Coffee with Scott Adams*, the highlight of human civilization. If you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand, all you need for that is a mug or a glass, a tumbler, a chalice and stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing