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Back to episode — Episode 2475 CWSA 05/15/24

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Hey there. We are. Thanks for finding me. Looks like Locals is in the house. Do we have Rumble? Any Rumblers? Any YouTubers? Is everybody here or just Locals? I want to wait to see. Oh, there's a YouTube in the house. Anybody from Rumble today? Is Rumble here yet? Sometimes Rumble might take a few more seconds. All right. Well, I think if we've got YouTube and Locals we probably have Rumble, so we…

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ation. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. And let me tell you, today is going to be special. Would you like to see me do magic today? I'm going to do magic today. I'm going to cure thousands of people of mental illness, literally. And if you'd like to see that and all the amazing things, all you need is a ceramic mug, a tankard, a glass, a stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go.

Yes, I am indeed going to solve mental illness for probably thousands of you. Really, truly. This is no

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t a joke. And it'll happen in just a few minutes. In the next five minutes some of you are going to have the biggest problem of your life solved. Not all of you, but some of you. It'll be kind of exciting. Wait for that. Well, Peter Zeihan tells us that American companies can now petition the government to apply for U.S. protective tariffs if China says they have to transfer their technology. So…

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