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t the woman, but it does happen. It actually does happen. It's usually the man who does the hiring, you know, for safety reasons. But just think about the fact that this has been going on for as long as I've lived in California. And do you know how many problems I've heard where it didn't work out? None. It totally works. The people coming in from Mexico on average are so law-abiding and so inter…

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registered voters support deporting all illegal immigrants. 62% of the country is in favor of deporting all illegal immigrants. That's, I think, the highest that's ever been by far. Now, of course that's nearly 100% all Republicans, but that doesn't get you to 62%. So it must be all Republicans plus 30 to 50% of Democrats are willing to ship every single non-citizen back home. That's pretty extreme. I'm shocked by that, I have to admit. I did not see this coming.

I would have said if I had to guess, I would have said 40% would be in favor of it. You know, something closer to Trump voter numbers. But 62% want to ship back every single one. 25 million people. Now, I don't think any of that's practical, but man, the mood of the country is very distinct. Let's just say it's getting very clear to feel what the country feels. Can't miss it at this point.

Well, there's a hilarious video of Joe Biden in, I don't know if it was some Kamala Harris barbecue or something, but he's standing there trying to dance to some music. But everybody else was swaying with the music, but he went into statue mode. So I'd like to give you the impression of the black people who were there. It looked like 98% black people there except for Joe Biden and the first husband.

And the black people were listening to the music and they were doing some version of moving with the music in what I would consider an attractive and normal way. I don't think I can do an impression of it. I started saying that, but you know, just smiling, just moving with the music, looking natural, looking like everything's good.

And then you look at the first husband, Doug Emhoff, and I swear to God he's playing a tune from the Eagles in his head and he's getting ready to break out the air guitar. He's got the white guy face. I'm doing it if you're listening on Spotify before they suppress me. And I'm saying, no, Doug, Doug, don't do it. I swear I can see his fingers ready to form an air guitar. It's like, and I was like, Doug, you're representing all white people and their dancing ability right now. Don't embarrass us, Doug.

But he did hold off on the air guitar just long enough. I thought he was going to try to impress the bearded woman next to him. Yes, there was a bearded woman in a very nice dress next to him.

But the funny thing is that Biden was doing his dementia frozen thing. I understand there's a thing called dementia frozen face. Have you ever heard of that? It might be using the wrong name, but it's where, you know, when your dementia is hitting you hard, your face turns into like a solid mask with no expressions. And we see Biden do that, but his whole body freezes. So everybody there is like swaying with the music and Biden is literally like you couldn't even detect that it wasn't a statue.

Now, I don't know if you understand how dangerous that is. He was in the backyard full of the demographic, and he was pretending to be a racist statue of a president. It was very close to somebody trying to topple him and tear him down and replace him in protest. So yeah, never look like a racist statue of a president if you're in a Juneteenth celebration. That's what I say.

Well, Steve Bannon wants some vengeance. He looks like he's going to go to jail. And the worst case scenario for the Democrats is Steve Bannon saying put me in jail and then going for it. It'll be a few months, I guess, because he's not going to come out softer. He's going to come out with some tattoos and ready to kill.

So Bannon is saying that a whole bunch of people are going to jail. Like Comey and Clapper and Brennan. And I think he mentioned some others. So he's mentioning names. He's saying, yeah, they all know they broke the law. That's why they're so panicked. Because if Trump wins, they know they go to jail for real reasons, not for any trumped-up reasons, but for actual real overthrow-the-government kinds of reasons. Treason. And I would agree with that. I think that the crimes are obvious, and that is probably why they're so panicked.

Now, AOC was worried that if Trump gets elected that she could be put in jail. To which I say, has anybody even accused AOC of a crime? I'm not aware of any crime she did. I'm not in favor of putting AOC in jail. AOC, if you're listening, yeah, if a Trump administration tried to put you in jail for charges that I thought were as bogus as the things against Trump, I would be on your side. I will totally take your side, AOC. I promise. Really, I will take your side and try to get you out if anybody tried to put you in jail for a non-crime.

Now, if there's a real crime, that's a different story. But for a non-crime, no. Let me be as clear as possible. The Republicans

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don't want to put you in jail for a non-crime. Nobody wants that. That's your team. That's projection. The Democrats have created a situation where they say, well, if they're all Nazis and Hitler, we don't need a real crime. We just need to put them away. No, that's not happening on the other side. I don't know anybody who's a Republican or a conservative who says, well, I'm sure they've done som…

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