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Back to episode — Episode 2506 CWSA 06/15/24

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Where is everybody today? Let's make sure I can see all my comments. All right, comments online looking good. All our technology is working today. If it looks like I'm stalling to make sure everybody's here for the simultaneous sip, well that's exactly what I'm doing. It's called stalling. But I'm almost ready because ever

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ybody's pouring in.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, because that's kind of what it is. And if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their smooth tiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass or a tankard or a canteen or a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's

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called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Ah, technology on point. Everything's working today. Well, let's give a little thanks for our experts, shall we? You know, experts get a bad rap, especially lately, but what would we do without them? Here's a case in point. Finally, after long last, long Covid has a definition now. That's what we needed because long Covid, everybody was all over th…

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