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Back to episode — Episode 632 Scott Adams - HOAX #5

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Hey everybody, come on in the lair. I've been awake for hours. What's your excuse? I know why you're here. It has something to do with the simultaneous sip, that part of the day that gets the rest of your day going, that dopamine hit that makes everything better.

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And you don't need much to join in. No, you don't. You already know. You just need a cup or a mug or glass, a teledetector, a thermos, a flask, a canteen, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. What do I like? Coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the simultaneous sip.

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Oh, better than usual. I've got a coffee warmer now. It's changed my life. Now my coffee stays warm. How about that? It's like, wow, is there anything we can't do in 2019? We can keep coffee warm.

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