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All right, here's all the scientific news, and then we'll do the fun politics and how H
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arris is destroying the world. We'll get to all that. But there are major reports of zigzagging UFOs in the Southern California skies. So you know if you were a UFO, you would come to California, wouldn't you? Well, there were lots of people who saw them. There were six flying saucers. They were darting. They were zigzagging. Now, may I offer you my very informed opinion? If you see some kind of…
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