Fargo. That's right. So Dilbert's history is the same bank where this woman unfortunately passed away in her cubicle. So that's a Dilbert connection to that story.

Well, according to the Daily Mail, there's a new study and an expert who says that you should masturbate before a public speaking event because if you're nervous, scientists say it's a great way to calm you down and it can boost your cognition. So if I seem a little extra smart today, no, I'm just joking. I didn't have time for that. But what a good idea. You know, I'm trying to figure out, are there things that masturbation can't fix? So apparently it can make you better for your presentation. But I'm trying to think what it can't do. Let's see. It's good for your health. It's good for your prostate. It relaxes you. Turns you into a nicer person. I don't know why we do anything else. I mean, it seems like the rest of the things we do aren't nearly as prod