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the day, the thing that makes everything better. It’s called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. Well, there’s yet another coffee study that says it’s full of vitamins and antioxidants. They studied 400,000 people and they found that if you drink coffee for 13 to 14 years, you have a substantially lower risk of death. So ladies and gentlemen, I’m going for immortality. If a little bit…

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ee can make you immortal. That’s just common sense. So please join me in immortality if you like coffee.

Well, today’s September 11th and we will remember the tragedy and the victims and the heroes, etc. But it makes me think that there’s some kind of a limit to how many days can be special. There are 365 days typically, and now we have September 11th is special and January 6th is special and of course December 7th is the day of infamy and December 25th we’ve got your Christmas, July 4th you’ve got your Independence Day, we’ve got Juneteenth and of course June 8th, my birthday. So quite a few days are already spoken for. So if you are planning to do any kind of big thing that would be remembered

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in history, you want to stay away from the reserved days. Something in March would be good. There’s nothing in March. So if you’re going to do something that’s going to be world-changing and it’s going to mark a day, look for March. It’s sort of unspoiled territory there. Well, we will talk about the debate of course. I’m just waiting for people to pile in here. The update on inflation has fallen…

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