Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take it up levels that nobody can even comprehend with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug, or a flask, a vessel of any kind.

They're eating the dogs. They're eating the c