Oh my God, I've got this little itch right in the back of my shoulders where I can't reach. This is why you need the telescoping back scratcher. You should have one everywhere because there's this one little area back there I can't reach. Oh my God. Oh, oh my God. Oh, so good.

All right. Well, if you didn't notice, the Dilbert comic is up. It's the reborn comic now. Normally the Dilbert comic and the Dilbert Reborn comic don't do any politics. So this isn't really politics. It's just Dogbert picking up on a meme, but I thought you'd like it. Let me read it to you in case you're listening.

Dogbert says to Dilbert, they're just sitting around the breakfast table, and Dilbert says, "I'm sorry." Dogbert says, "When the hunter's bullet grazed my ear, I dropped to the ground out of instinct. Then I jumped up and looked at the pack of wolves I had come to lead and yelled, 'Fight! Fight! Fight!'" And he's raising his fist like Trump did. "Your story..." And then Dilbert says, "Your story is inspiring but derivative." And Dogbert says, "I didn't want to reinvent the wheel. I mean, stick with what works, right? People stick with what works."

Anyway, that's available only on Locals. You have to subscribe to see Dilbert Reborn either on the Locals platform, ScottAdams.locals.com, or you can see it on the X platform if you subscribe.

Oh, by the way, the 2025 Dilbert calendar is available for presale. The desk page-a-day desk calendar made in America for the first time. And if you go to Dilbert.com, you'll see the link for the presale. It's the only place you can get it. It's not going to be on Amazon, not now or ever, and it won't be in bookstores. Only one link. It's the only way you can get it. Made in Ame