Good morning, everybody. I'll give you a Dilbert Reborn comic that you can read while everybody's streaming in. You might be happy to know that Bob the dinosaur is making a reappearance this week. And in this comic, which you can only see if you're a subscriber at ScottAdams.locals.com, where you can get that comic plus a whole bunch of political stuff that you might not care about. So if you don't care about the political stuff and you just want the comic, you can get the comic by subscribing on the X platform.

But here we've got Bob the dinosaur talking to Dogbert, and Bob says, "I took a DNA test to see if I have any living relatives." Then Bob continues, "It turns out I'm related to a bird from across town. We got together last night. Then I killed him because I didn't like the direction he was evolving." And Dogbert says, "You have good stories."

So in case you're looking for more Dilbert comics, that's where you can find them.

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