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Okay, you know what I love? When a stock that I sold a long time ago goes down. I shouldn't enjoy it when a stock goes down, but it's only if it's one that I already sold a long time ago. So I guess I'm not a good person. Is the bottom line. All right, let's find... there you go. Now we've got it all together. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civiliza

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tion. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time in your whole darn life. But if you'd like to take it up to a level that nobody's ever seen with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need is a coffee mug or glass, a tanker, a chalice, a can, your jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the

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day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. The technology is working. Thank you, Paul. Well, if you're not subscribed to Dilbert Reborn, which you can only see if you're a member of Locals at scottadams.locals.com, or you can be subscribing on the X platform if you only want the comic. Over at Locals we do political stuff too. But if you we…

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