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Back to episode — Episode 2638 CWSA 10/24/24

Stock market's on fire. If my app is correct, I made more money today than any day in my life. Thank you, Tesla. So we're gonna have a show. Oh my goodness, oh my goodness. Is it going to be good? You can't wait.

Let me get my comments all working. It'll be the show of shows, like nothing you've ever seen before, if I can find the comments. Here we go.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels

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that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simult

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