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Back to episode — Episode 2659 CWSA 11/14/24

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The market is a little bit mixed today, but we have high hopes. High hopes. Let me call up some comments and we'll have a show for you. Let me tell you, it'll be amazing. Trust me, it'll be amazing. Probably the best thing you've ever seen. Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've n

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ever had a better time in your whole life. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need is a copper mug or glass, a tankard, chalice, a canteen, jug or flask or vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.

Thank you, Paul.

Well, let's talk about all the things. Let's say it's been 24 hours since I talked to you last. 23 actually. So did anything happen? Was there any news made in the last 24 hours? Anything at all?

No. Wait, is my cap i

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nside out? No, my cap is not inside out, you bastards. This is the official Coffee with Scott Adams hat. There you go. There you go. You see it's me and then that's also me. This I know this is going to be confusing for you. This is me and this is me. Try to keep those straight. All right. Did you know that caffeine's impact on your brain could reduce your cravings for alcohol? That's right. Is t…

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