Pom, pom, pom, pom, pom. Hey everybody, come on in. Grab a seat. Yeah, it's time for a Coffee with Scott Adams. Luckily that's me. You came to the right place 'cause that's what you're looking for, even if you didn't know it.

So before we get going here, before we start the best part of your day, I know what you need. You need a cup or a mug or a glass or a stein or a jelly jar or a tankard or a thermos or a chalice or a canteen or a grail or a goblet or a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I'm partial to coffee.