Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and I'm almost positive you've never had a better time in your life. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or glass, a tankard, a beer stein, a canteen, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip