ere's an alarming number of bottlenose dolphins that are showing up with traces of fentanyl in their systems and they said that more than a third of the dolphins tested were positive for drugs. Now of course the story is that they think maybe the fentanyl is getting into the waste system and then gets into the ocean then the bottlenose dolphins get into it. But I've got a different theory. The reason they're called bottlenose dolphins is because they're famous as being alcoholics. That's why they call them bottlenose. It's like oh can you get that bottle out of your nose for just a second. So the regular dolphins they don't have much of an addiction problem but the bottlenose, well they're partiers. They're partiers. So maybe it's because of the wastewater system. Maybe they're just getting it directly from Mexico and snorting it. I don't know. I don't know what's real. I'm just saying I don't know much about dolphins is what I'm saying. But the only thing I know for sure is they didn't do it on purpose.

Meanwhile according to Fox News the feds have been using banks to surveil Americans and they've asked banks to search for terms like Trump, MAGA, Bass Pro Shops, Cabela's I guess that's some kind of store that we don't have around here, and Dick's Sporting Goods. So apparently the subcommittee on the weaponization of the federal government has looked into this and found out that banks have been a little too cooperative with government requests and maybe crossed the line constitutionally. That's what they're looking at. But I used to work for a bank and I have this advice for you. There's no such thing as a confidential financial transaction unless you pay cash and then murder the person you transacted with. If you're doing anything financially of course the government can get at it.

Let me explain banker mentality to you. You ready? Hi I'm from the government. I would like you to bend over and shove your own head all the way up your own ass. Now I'll do the banker. Okay that that's the relationship of the government and the banks because the bank can't tell the government no. The banks are really really dependent on the laws being just the way they are to protect the banks. I'm not even sure why we have banks. I mean the only thing that protects the entire banking industry is that they somehow have cooperated with the government to the point where they've got basically a legal monopoly. Because don't you think that Elon Musk could build a better bank on an app in about an afternoon? Yes right. Modern technology would allow you to build a bank on an app and have every feature you ever wanted without any of the banking structure. So they pretty much have to do whatever the government tells them. They would be afraid of getting on the bad side of any of that government stuff. So yeah you never were safe. Your bank was never going to stand between you and the government snooping into your stuff. Bank won't do that. It's bad for business. So no surprise there.

Well you probably heard that the Daniel Penny case has taken a turn. So apparently the jury said that they were hung on the first count of second degree manslaughter. So the first count is the highest degree of risk and would be the most jail sentence. There's a lower level charge but the top level charge th