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Back to episode — Episode 2710 CWSA 01/04/25

Happy Cat Day, everybody. Let me make sure my comments are working. Uh oh, I spelled the title wrong. Darn it. I assure you I really do know how to spell "conspiracy," but you wouldn't know it from the title I put on the show.

Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. I mean, at least until we get our gravitic propulsion systems. Can't wait. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels t

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hat nobody can even comprehend with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass or a tankard or a canteen or a super flask. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the emperor's pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called, that's right, the simultaneous sip. Yeah. Incredible. Best thing that

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