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Well, let's check in on the stock market. A little bit weak today, but there's still time. We'll see if I can goose it with my excellent coverage of all things in the news. But first, let's get some comments going, and then we'll be in good shape. Come on, comments. There we go. Everything's working just perfectly today. That's the way I
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug, a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug, or a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.
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Well, let's check in with the science. Sure enough, morning coffee drinkers have a
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12% lower risk of all-cause mortality. But apparently that's a new study, and you've got to get it in the morning for some reason. If you wait till the afternoon to have your coffee, your all-cause mortality is not that much better. But get it early, and you're going to live forever at this rate. In other science, according to StudyFinds, there's a desert plant that shows promise as a treatment f…
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