d 12 dog sledge patrols to monitor an area four times the size of France. Four dog sledge patrols. But not to worry they're going to upgrade their military to include three new Arctic Navy vessels and doubling the number of planned long-range surveillance drones to four from two to four as well as satellite surveillance. So that should protect them in case America wants to conquer them.

But then I found out this. According to a Danish politician they've done the math. Did you know that the US military has 300 to 400 soldiers in Greenland already? That's normal. It's not new. We've got 300 to 400 military already in Greenland. America does. And what are they doing there? They're part of an early warning radar defense. So they're operating a radar defense. Because if you're monitoring some radar what you need is 300 to 400 people, right? Because monitoring the radar is kind of sitting there looking at a screen and you're going to need hundreds of people to... what? Why are there 300 to 400 people? I have no idea why we have 300 or 400 people if we're just a radar site. Anyway so the Danish politician said that if Trump just said all right we own it now, we already have enough military to conquer it. We wouldn't even have to move troops in. We could just say you know we've got 300 soldiers there and that would be enough to conquer all of Greenland. So I guess Trump can take it if he wants it. Even Denmark says all he'd have to do is say he's taking it and we couldn't do anything. And I agree they probably couldn't do anything about that.

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