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Back to episode — Episode 2740 CWSA 02/04/25

And here I am. Maybe we should do something. How about a show? Anybody up for a show? Well, let me check the stock market first. Well, everything's coming back. Look at that. Green, green, green, green, green, green, green. SPY is up a little bit. Tesla up 1.5%. All right, good strong day.

Let me find my comments here. Then we've got a show. Stop it. Why is it playing? I'm sure I can make this work. All right, this is Boomer trying to figure out the locals interface. So there I am. There's the top. Once you get lost, then it's tough to find your way back. All right, all right, we're good to go. That's what I like to see. I'm ready. Are you ready?

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've nev

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er had a better time. But if you'd like to take it up to Doge levels, you know what I mean, all you need for that is a cup, mug, or a glass, a tankard, a teacup, a canteen, jug, or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. And it happens right now. It's c…

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