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There you are. Let's check on the stock market and see what today is going to look like. A little bit down. Looks like more flat than anything else. Oh, looks like an update on that story. Okay, all right, let me get some comments going and then we've got a show of shows. You're going to love it. No, really, you're g
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Well, according to New Atlas there's a new study out that says that eating one egg a week lowers heart disease death risk by 29%. Just one egg. All you need is
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one egg per week. Now I'm telling you this so you can start saving up. If you put away a little bit every week, eventually you'll be able to afford an egg. And it's really good for you. I recommend canceling your health care and using that money to buy an egg. Same, same outcome really. Here's some news that might sound nerdy and small to you but it might be really, really big. The company called…
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