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Back to episode — Episode 2748 CWSA 02/12/25

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Check the stock market. The stock market's taking a little step backwards. But let's get our comments up here on the screen and then we'll have the show you've been waiting for, the show you deserve because you've been so good this week. All right, comments on point. It's a little chilly today so I got my comfort blanket on. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of hu

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man civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and I'm pretty sure you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a coffee mug or a glass or a tankard or a stein or a canteen or a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill her with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit o

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f the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and you're lucky enough to have it now. Go. So good. You know, I've been meaning to mention this. I keep forgetting. Mike Johnson has the best command voice you're ever going to hear. And what you should listen to is not just that he's got a nice sounding voice, but that when he's talking with any authority he alw…

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