But Tesla's down 5%. I'll tell you, I'm getting tired of this stocks-going-down stuff. I think there's going to be more of it before there's less of it. But let's get our comments going and then I'll give you the show that you deserve. You deserve it. Yeah, I'm no Joy Behar, but I'll do the best I can.

All right, so you go there, go there and there and there. We go. Comments. Oh, plenty.

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Question number one: Now that the funding for USAID is being cut, is that related to the high-level firings we're seeing in the media? Is that why MSNBC is cutting some of their expensive talent, or is it just a coincidence and they're not doing well, so obviously they have to make some changes? I don't know.

As you know, Joy Reid had her last show yesterday. Rachel Maddow didn't take it well. So Rachel Maddow goes on her own show to complain about Joy Reid being fired. And she said that she's learned so much from her, as we all have. Really, we have so much. And she has so much more to teac