day. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug, glass, tankard, chalice, canteen, jug, or flask or vial of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day. Shut up. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.

All right. I have to come clean. My local subscribers already know this, but my co