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s. And so you've seen Gavin handle criticisms, and you know, give him credit, he does interact with people who are willing to criticize. So I'll give him credit for that. But I've never seen anybody destroy him. Ezra just destroyed him. It's really fun to watch. You have to watch it anyway. Laura Loomer apparently has a lawsuit against Bill Maher because Bill Maher on his show implied that she wa…
← Previous segment →it's not impossible. And I don't think anybody would have seen it go to 26%, but if it's going to 26%, it's in freefall. Now I know that last 20% are going to hold tight, but I think it's just going to get worse, right? You know, one more day of Jasmine Crockett should make pretty much all the Democrats change sides at that point.
Meanwhile RFK Jr. is trying to ban Big Pharma ads on TV. And I think most of you know that the reason Big Pharma advertises is not so that they can get the patients to ask their doctor for the drug, but rather it's so that the news entity will not say bad things about Big Pharma. So it's essentially a way to bribe the news industry to stay away from their stories. That's the claim. But the other thing that the Big Pharma ads do, and this is my hypnotist take on it, so you haven't heard this one. If I watch a Big Pharma commercial on a news program, it'll start with, oh, you got this problem, here's this drug that helps it. But eventually, I guess for legal reasons, they have to tell you all the side effects. And man, when they start with the side effects, it just kills me. If I can't find the remote to turn off the TV, I'll have to put a boot through it because the damage that it's doing to my brain. It starts out with and be careful your penis will fall off, your hair will catch on fire, your throat will close, and you will be bleeding blood from your ass for the rest of your life. You will probably get amnesia or rheumatoid arthritis. Your heart will turn into a lump of coal. Your blood will coagulate into kind of a mayonnaise. You will be begging for life and probably rolling around on the floor in pain for the rest of your existence, which might not last very long. And I'm like, where's the remote? Oh God, oh God, where's the remote? And I'm running around and I'm moving the pillows because you can't have that much negativity just drilled into your head even casually. And it is. And by the way, I'm only barely exaggerating how much impact it has on me. I can feel it. I mean I just feel it. And I'm convinced that Big Pharma is destroying the business model of the news now because they're the biggest advertiser. Of course the news will say yes, but if you run this biggest advertiser over and over again and the old people just keep hearing all these horrible things that are going to happen to them if they take this drug, eventually—and this is the hypno filter—eventually it should be like Pavlov's dog. Except instead of giving you a treat that will make you salivate the next time the scientist comes in the room, it should make you, if you turn on the TV and you see news, it should make you think, oh—even before the commercial—like if you're just flipping through the channels and Jake Tapper comes on, the first thing you might think is my penis will fall off, I'm going to bleed through my ass. No, no, no. And just flip to anything else. So I think over time Big Pharma destroys the business model of the news. It should.
Oh, Canada. So there's a story. Post Millennial has a story about their conservative—I guess the conservative leader, what's his name, Mark Carney. Is he prime minister now or is he just—I'm so confused about the Canadian system. But anyway, so Mark Carney apparently used to be Justin Trudeau's economic advisor. While he was the economic advisor to Justin Trudeau, he went to China and he negotiated to get a $276 million loan for his own business. So it wasn't even for the government. It was for his own business. Now it's not illegal to have your own business and be an economic adviser, I guess. But wouldn't you like to know if any strings were attached to that loan? Do you think China was trying to influence Canada? I don't know. That's a tough one to explain. So he's got some explaining to do on that. But wow.
Meanwhile Vladimir Zelensky says that Putin is going to die soon because he's got all kinds of medical problems, and that should change everything. He literally says he'll die soon. I believe we've been hearing that for five years. For how long
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have we been hearing Putin's going to die any minute? I don't know. Maybe Zelensky knows something we don't, but I wouldn't count on that. I don't think I'd make any policy on it. Now let me tell you the least surprising news of the day, people. You're never going to believe this, I say jokingly. This is the most predictable news that you've ever heard. Russia and Ukraine have accused each other…
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