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Back to episode — Episode 2799 CWSA 04/04/25

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Check the stock market, but we all expected that. So, no big news. We knew it was not going to be a good week for the stock market. Let's get my comments going here. And then we've got the show that you deserve. If you've been good, and I'll bet you have been. I'll bet

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you've been good.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better day. But if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need is a copper mug or a glass or tankard, chalice, carafe, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit

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of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called, that's right, the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. So good. Well, I guess it's going to be up to me to explain tariffs and everything else because it's all terribly complicated. But first, let's see if there's any science that didn't need to be done. Oh, here we go. According to PediPixel, which sounds like a weird name, Matt…

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