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Back to episode — Episode 2806 CWSA 04/11/25

Let's check the stock market. Surprisingly, Bitcoin is up. The S&P 500 is up. Not a ton, but it's up. Tesla's kind of flat, slightly down.

All right, let's get our comments going and then we've got a show for you. You're going to love it.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. You've never had

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a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can understand with their tiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup of coffee, a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everythi…

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