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Back to episode — Episode 2808 CWSA 04/13/25

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What we can do today. It's a Sunday, so the news was kind of slow, but not as slow as I am. I'm pretty slow today. So I have to confess, I was having a little muscle pain, so I took a prescription muscle relaxant. And I'm not really good at following directions. So I didn't realize how loopy it would make me. So at the moment I'm just whacked in my mind. I can just barely stay awake. And the goo…

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is my brain not functioning.

But welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams. I can't even remember how I opened the show. I literally forgot the thing that I've done over 2,000 times in a row.

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t makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. You know, the responsible thing to do would have been to not do a podcast because I'm really not capable. Like, I'm not joking. I am absolutely not capable of doing this. But we'll see what happens. If you want to see a train wreck, you came to the right place. I often tell you it's a superpower to not be e

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