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Back to episode — Episode 2826 CWSA 05/01/25

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Get in here. It looks like it'll be a good day to check your stocks because they're up. Yay. Yay. Let me get your comments working here and then we've got a sh

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ow to do.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a coffee mug or a glass or a tankard or a shell or a diet or a canteen, jug or flask, vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it's going

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to happen right now. Go. So good. I might have to do that again

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