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Well, let's check in with science. See what science can tell us. According to the Pennington Biomedical Research Center, the average rate of obesity among Americans has risen by approximately 30% over 20 years. Now, how many of you have not noticed? Have you noticed that the rate of obesity is sort of through the roof?

There's good news and there's bad news. The good news is that it's never been easier to be in the top 10% of attractive people. You know, it used to be when I was a kid, if you were born attractive, well, you had all the advantages. But given that, you know, in theory everybody can lose weight and everybody can fix their teeth if they have enough money and everybody can get a good haircut and maybe do something about your skin and wear better clothes, it has never been easier to be in the top 10%. And if you're in the top 10% of attractive people, things will probably go pretty well for you. So it's good news and bad news.

Well, apparently the Wall Street Journal had a big old fake news story. They were saying that Tesla was looking for a new CEO to replace Musk. But they failed to run Tesla's denial. So I guess they asked Tesla and Tesla said absolutely not. That is not happening. Nobody's looking for a new CEO. We already have a CEO.